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Salam and a very Good Morning

2nd Batch 2010, Psychiatry Posting Hospital Kuala Lumpur

A very few hours before I left Psy Department of HKL

Not-so-new-Patient: You should w~~ hig~~

Me: Ha? What?? (Apa dia cakap ni?)

Not-so-new-Patient: Wer~ Hee~s~

Me: Air? Hafsah! Apa dia nak cuba cakap ni? (-_-!)

Hafsah: Entoh aku pun tak dapat nak pick-up

Not-so-new-Patient: Heels. High-heels

Oh clearer then.

Me: Oh High-heels. What about that?

Not-so-new-Patient: You should wear high-heels. You looked flat on the ground.

Me: Sabar je lah. Okeyy I'll find one later. 6'' ye.


Again: Half an hour before leaving...

Not-so-new-Patient: Doctor! Doctor!

Skien: Azah! He is calling for you

Me: Yes Sir, may I help you in any ways sir?

Not-so-new-Patient: My name is Bla Bla Bla. I'm a Mousleem. Saya masuk Islam few years back. If you don't trust me look at my name. Z___ A__ (Tak ingat nama dia). Take a look at my tickets.

Surreptitiously I looked at the file.

Me: Oh really? Let me see. Oh yes.

Not-so-new-Patient: I can hear voices. I can hear YOUR voice doctor! Sambil tunjuk-tunjuk kat telinga kiri dia.

Oh shit! Me?? This is soooo creepy

Not-so-new-Patient: Yes your voice telling me to be in Islam. I can hear it everywhere. If you don't believe me, called A** P** Hospital and asked for Dr Rudy(?). I knew you when I first met you few days ago. Please Dr, can I go home?

Undoubtedly, No!

Patient was hallucinating with my voice. Funny!

MAs and PPK yang best!
Shhh!! Encik Najib sedang makan!! ;)

New product from Big Apple. Dominashi? Dormicum?

Today will be leaving to Ampang before going to Temerloh. Sigh (*_*)

Nota Kaki Busuk:
Ps: Dormicum is a trade name for Midazolam (Hypnotics and sedatives)

(6) Comments

  1. FarahMexx On November 6, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    hahah azah pesakit pon suka kat kaw. hebat B-)

    nak donashi! :D

    azaHmaeL On November 6, 2010 at 11:51 AM


    Mexx: ha DONASHI!! yeahh that's the name hahahaha :P lupa habis hehehe
    scary taw. perlukan body guard. anyone?? (^_~)

    Noor™ On November 6, 2010 at 2:51 PM


    azaHmaeL On November 6, 2010 at 4:50 PM


    Noor: hehehe peace \(^o^)/

    Abdul Munir Sanusi On November 6, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    Pergh, the most entertain postings adalah Psychiatry. I love it so much!

    Selalu patient kena dengar cakap doc, tapi ini doc yang kena dngr cakap patient!

    azaHmaeL On November 6, 2010 at 9:12 PM


    Munir: interesting tp macam scary huhuh :P


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