Salam and a very Good Morning
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| 2nd Batch 2010, Psychiatry Posting Hospital Kuala Lumpur |
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A very few hours before I left Psy Department of HKL
Not-so-new-Patient: You should w~~ hig~~
Me: Ha? What?? (Apa dia cakap ni?)
Not-so-new-Patient: Wer~ Hee~s~
Me: Air? Hafsah! Apa dia nak cuba cakap ni? (-_-!)
Hafsah: Entoh aku pun tak dapat nak pick-up
Not-so-new-Patient: Heels. High-heels
Oh clearer then.
Me: Oh High-heels. What about that?
Not-so-new-Patient: You should wear high-heels. You looked flat on the ground.
Me: Sabar je lah. Okeyy I'll find one later. 6'' ye.
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Again: Half an hour before leaving...
Not-so-new-Patient: Doctor! Doctor!
Skien: Azah! He is calling for you
Me: Yes Sir, may I help you in any ways sir?
Not-so-new-Patient: My name is Bla Bla Bla. I'm a Mousleem. Saya masuk Islam few years back. If you don't trust me look at my name. Z___ A__ (Tak ingat nama dia). Take a look at my tickets.
Surreptitiously I looked at the file.
Me: Oh really? Let me see. Oh yes.
Not-so-new-Patient: I can hear voices. I can hear YOUR voice doctor! Sambil tunjuk-tunjuk kat telinga kiri dia.
Oh shit! Me?? This is soooo creepy
Not-so-new-Patient: Yes your voice telling me to be in Islam. I can hear it everywhere. If you don't believe me, called A** P** Hospital and asked for Dr Rudy(?). I knew you when I first met you few days ago. Please Dr, can I go home?
Undoubtedly, No!
Patient was hallucinating with my voice. Funny!
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| MAs and PPK yang best! |
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| Shhh!! Encik Najib sedang makan!! ;) |
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| New product from Big Apple. Dominashi? Dormicum? |
Today will be leaving to Ampang before going to Temerloh. Sigh (*_*)
Nota Kaki Busuk:
Ps: Dormicum is a trade name for Midazolam (Hypnotics and sedatives)
hahah azah pesakit pon suka kat kaw. hebat B-)
nak donashi! :D
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Mexx: ha DONASHI!! yeahh that's the name hahahaha :P lupa habis hehehe
scary taw. perlukan body guard. anyone?? (^_~)
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Noor: hehehe peace \(^o^)/
Pergh, the most entertain postings adalah Psychiatry. I love it so much!
Selalu patient kena dengar cakap doc, tapi ini doc yang kena dngr cakap patient!
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Munir: interesting tp macam scary huhuh :P